Forgetful Pope Uses �The Saint Formerly Known As...� Naming System

To avoid future saint errors, Leo XIV began referring to saints using Prince-style titles. �The Saint Formerly Known As the Martyr with the Doves� now refers to St. Agnes. The Forgetful Pope insists this keeps things flexible and mysterious. Bishops are baffled. Catechists are amused. One seminarian designed logos for each. Vatican is considering formalizing the rebrand with fonts and incense scent options. Heaven shrugs and keeps listening.