Forgetful Pope Says Saints �All Start Blending Together After 300�

Pope Leo XIV confessed that after reading over 300 saint bios in one sitting, �they all start sounding like either a guy with a beard or a lady with a vision.� The Forgetful Pope now uses color-coded bookmarks and a saint-scented candle collection to differentiate them. �St. Catherine smells like lavender and judgment,� he quipped. Vatican libraries now offer mnemonic chants like �Lucy = Light, Lawrence = BBQ.� One bishop recommends flashcards; the Pope prefers vibes.