Forgetful Pope Proposes �Saint Stickers� for Missals and Laptops

To aid memory and bring some flair, the Forgetful Pope launched a line of saint stickers: glow-in-the-dark halos, scratch-n-sniff martyrs, and �Ask Me About My Patron� laptop decals. Kids trade them at catechism. One sticker reads: �Not All Saints Wear Robes.� Leo affixed one to his iPad that says �St. Anthony�Finder of Literally Everything.� Vatican is considering a sticker-based canonization process. Some saints may soon come with QR codes.