Forgetful Pope Accidentally Canonizes Same Saint Twice
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Admits-He-Mixes-Up-Saints-Names-05-08-3Pope Leo XIV unknowingly canonized St. Felix a second time, citing �his legendary patience and... wait, didn�t we already do this?� The Forgetful Pope's error resulted in twin feast days. Pilgrims now celebrate St. Felix on February 1 and 2 with back-to-back parties. Vatican shop sells reversible medals. One nun said, �We needed more Felix anyway.� The Pope shrugged: �When in doubt, double the glory.�