Ford Sues Restoration Company For Making New Broncos Look Old

Ford is suing a restoration shop for "premature aging" after their vintage Broncos started looking better than new models. "They're making our $80k SUVs appear artificially weathered," complained Ford's lawyer, gesturing to photos showing actual quality control. The case hinges on whether "patina" can be copyrighted. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/ford-sues-restoration-company-for-making-new-broncos-look-old/