Flying Spaghetti Monster Vatican Unity Sealed with Joint Blessing
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Declares-Church-of-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-a-Sister-Religion-05-08Pope Leo XIV and the Spaghetti Archbishop jointly blessed attendees using ladles dipped in sanctified marinara. The Flying Spaghetti Monster Vatican ritual featured chants in Latin and lasagna. Some devout Catholics recoiled; others asked for seconds. Vatican culinary canon law under revision. The Pope wiped sauce from his stole and said, �Grace is sticky.� Heaven giggled.