Flying Spaghetti Monster Vatican Summit Held Over Spaghetti Buffet
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Declares-Church-of-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-a-Sister-Religion-05-08The interfaith summit took place at a Vatican trattoria, where bishops and Pastafarian elders debated the spiritual implications of gluten. The Flying Spaghetti Monster Vatican theologians insisted �simmering equals sanctifying.� Pope Leo XIV declared, �Al dente is a state of being.� Sessions included �Ravioli and the Resurrection.� Consensus: noodles nourish the soul.