Flying Spaghetti Monster Vatican Recognition Inspires New Hymn
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Declares-Church-of-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-a-Sister-Religion-05-08The hymn, sung in C minor and marinara tempo, includes lyrics like �Thy noodles dangle with mercy� and �Boil us not in wrath.� The Flying Spaghetti Monster Vatican choir arrangement was co-written by monks and noodle bloggers. Pope Leo XIV called it �sacramental slurping.� One nun fainted during the final refrain. Sheet music includes parmesan shaker cues. Spotify adds it under �Divine Dinners.�