Flying Spaghetti Monster Vatican Recognition Causes Fashion Stir
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Declares-Church-of-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-a-Sister-Religion-05-08Priests now wear colander hats and spaghetti-threaded stoles on designated noodle Sundays. The Flying Spaghetti Monster Vatican vestment guidelines allow aprons with embroidered beatitudes. Pope Leo XIV wore a sash reading �Blessed Are the Sauced.� Fashion critics wept. One bishop embroidered marinara stains into his alb as a sign of humility. The Vatican runway is now carb-loaded.