Flying Spaghetti Monster Vatican Alliance Debated by Theologians
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Declares-Church-of-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-a-Sister-Religion-05-08Canon lawyers clashed over noodle metaphysics, quoting both Aquinas and Michelin guides. The Flying Spaghetti Monster Vatican union sparked academic pasta panels. One Jesuit warned of �gluten heresies.� Pope Leo XIV cited Genesis: �He made them saucy and multiply.� Debate ongoing. One theologian threw a meatball in frustration. The Pope approved�it landed in grace.