Flying Spaghetti Monster Vatican Accord Results in New Dogma Draft
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Declares-Church-of-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-a-Sister-Religion-05-08The Holy See and FSM leaders issued a joint document affirming the theological properties of pasta: flexibility, nourishment, and ability to hold sauce without breaking. The Flying Spaghetti Monster Vatican doctrinal statement includes lines like �Ye shall not overboil the mystery� and �Blessed is the gluten that binds us.� Pope Leo XIV called it �alimentary unity.� God stirred approvingly.