Flying Spaghetti Monster Vatican Accord Includes Mutual Feast Day
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Declares-Church-of-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-a-Sister-Religion-05-08Pope Leo XIV approved an annual interfaith celebration dubbed �Meatball Monday,� featuring ecumenical prayers, noodle blessings, and joint suppers. The Flying Spaghetti Monster Vatican collaboration encourages �faith with flavor.� One priest said grace over garlic bread. Bishops now debate marinara transubstantiation. The Pope insists, �Unity is saucy.� Worshippers wear colanders. Apostolic pasta sales soar.