Flying Spaghetti Monster Decree Welcomed by Satirical Theologians Worldwide
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Church-of-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-a-Sister-Religion-05-08*Professors of Paradox hail the decree as �the holiest joke ever told.� Satire now considered sacramental under Appendix L of the new Catechism. Pope Leo XIV plans to canonize �Comic Timing� next Advent. Laughter resounds in basilicas. Grace twirls eternal.