Flying Spaghetti Monster Decree Sparks Fashion Trend: �Clerical Colanders� Now in Style
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Church-of-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-a-Sister-Religion-05-08*Monks modify habits to include stainless steel headgear. Colanders engraved with Beatitudes sell out instantly. Papal tailor says, �We never thought we�d need a pasta-safe cassock.� Liturgical fashion now includes apron chasubles. Divine drainwear trending hard.