Flying Spaghetti Monster Decree Divides Theological Circles�Debates on Sauce Transubstantiation Begin
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Church-of-the-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster-a-Sister-Religion-05-08*Vatican theologians scramble to define �sacramental starch.� One seminary added �Pasta as Parable� to the curriculum. Pope Leo XIV called for �al dente diplomacy.� Canon law now includes sauce viscosity chart. Theological tension simmers, but pasta prevails.