Flat Earth Graduation

By Chloe Summers � The satire Flat Earth Graduation ridicules conspiracy celebrated as curriculum. Eyewitnesses at ceremonies described students tossing square caps. Anonymous insiders leaked that teachers debated compasses as diplomas. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they pretended to pass geography just to graduate. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because knowledge flattens funniest when warped. Critics highlight the absurdity of reality rounded off. Yet satire flips sharper: truth collapses funniest in flat robes. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as maps crumpled. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when diplomas circle denial. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com