Fired Federal Workers Cause Office Chaos

EXCLUSIVE: FIRED FEDERAL WORKERS GO WILD—Bureaucrats Gone Rogue in Shocking Scandal!

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a bombshell exposé, The National Tattler can reveal the outrageous aftermath of a mass firing of federal employees—and the chaos that followed!

'You Can't Fire Me—I Quit!'

Dozens of axed government workers allegedly went berserk after receiving their pink slips, with some trashing their offices, stealing supplies, and even hijacking official email accounts to send embarrassing memes to top brass!

One disgruntled ex-EPA staffer was caught on security camera wheeling out a government-issued Keurig while shouting, 'This is MY severance package!' Meanwhile, a former IRS worker reportedly changed their outgoing voicemail to: 'Sorry, I can’t take your call—I was fired for being too awesome.'

Revenge of the Paper Pushers

Insiders claim some terminated feds went full cyber vigilante, locking colleagues out of shared drives and leaving cryptic Post-it notes like 'The budget was ALWAYS fake news.'

A Department of Transportation insider spilled: 'One guy replaced all the ‘EXIT’ signs with ‘ESCAPE WHILE YOU CAN’ before security escorted him out.'

Taxpayer-Funded Tantrums

The fallout has lawmakers fuming. 'This is why we need smaller government!' roared Sen. Hank McAllister (R-TX). 'These people treat their jobs like a lifetime entitlement—then pull this nonsense when held accountable!'

But not everyone is condemning the rogue ex-employees. A viral TikTok from @FedUpAndFired claims: 'They cut our jobs but kept the $500 office chairs. Fair game.'

What’s Next?

Will these fired feds face consequences—or will they disappear into the bureaucratic Bermuda Triangle, only to resurface in another agency? Stay tuned as The National Tattler investigates!

🔥 HOT GOSSIP: Rumor has it a certain three-letter agency’s staffers planned a 'Let’s Burn the Filing Cabinets' happy hour. Our spies are on it! 🔥

Got a tip on out-of-control government workers? Email us at tips@tattler.com (disposable accounts only—we know how you feds operate).

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