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sex and math
Feb. 12, 2018
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The Fifty Shades franchise has given us so much — the rise of bored icon Dakota Johnson, hours of footage of Jamie Dornan’s best confused/acting face, a vision of life in a wealthy Seattle that’s actually Vancouver — but more than anything, it has delivered a lot of sex to the multiplex. By “a lot,” I’m simply referring to quantity, and by “sex,” I mean scenes in which two adults mimic the activities of humans engaging in intercourse, but with better mood lighting and a slowed-down pop song in the background. Because really, despite the fact that Jamie Dornan has the body of a hammerhead shark that willed itself into being a human with a Barry’s Bootcamp membership, the sex in the Fifty Shades movies never looks that great. Christian and Ana mostly prefer to go at it missionary style, with the occasional use of a prop or two, with all the vigor of college students in a stripped-down production of The Crucible .
So how good is the sex in the Fifty Shades movies, really? Which is the sexiest Fifty Shades sex scene? This is a question that we, and math, have set out to answer. We gathered up all of the key sex scenes from the franchise — i.e., those in which the characters have sex onscreen for an extended period of time, and penetration is depicted and/or implied — and rated them according to, to quote Anastasia Steele herself in Fifty Shades Darker , their “kinky fuckery.” (That’s two different metrics, since we’re gauging both adventurousness and sexiness.) This is entirely subjective, but we hope you’ll follow us on this journey of sexual discovery and riding in expensive vehicles, regardless.
Ana loses her virginity to Christian Tools used: Just an old-fashioned penis and vagina. Position: Missionary. Notes: We see a lot of Christian’s butt, a supporting actor in the first Fifty Shades film, which seems to have gotten better offers elsewhere and appeared in fewer scenes in the sequels. There’s also a lot of kissing, which feels right for Ana on her first time. Kinky rating: 0/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 2/5 eggplant emoji.
Ana’s first time trying bondage with Christian Tools used: A gray tie. Position: Missionary, but this time her arms are behind her head. Notes: This is interrupted by Christian’s mom, so it’s over quickly. Kinky rating: 1/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 0/5 eggplant emoji — thanks for ruining the moment, Marcia Gay Harden.
Intro to bondage sex Tools used: A tie, Ana’s shirt as a blindfold, an ice cube. Position: Missionary tied to a bed, and then doggy style. Notes: This scene is accompanied by Beyoncé’s “Haunted,” so it’s by definition pretty good. Kinky rating: 3/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 4/5 eggplant emoji.
Ana and Christian’s contract discussion Tools used: Legal jargon, pens, paper, the red mood lighting Snoke would later apply to his throne room in The Last Jedi . Position: Seated at a boardroom table in what appear to be ergonomic chairs. Notes: Very sexy, in the suggestion of extreme kinkiness, though no sex is actually happening. The scene works well on film as it discusses all of the kinks that the characters never actually perform, forcing the audience to imagine them themselves. In other news, Dakota Johnson deserves an award for her delivery of the phrase “Find ‘anal fisting.’” Kinky rating: 5/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 3/5 eggplant emoji, despite the fact there is no sex.
Ana’s introduction to the Red Room Tools used: Handcuffs (to tie Ana to the fencelike thing above her), a crop for light tapping, ropes to tie Ana to a bed. Position : Missionary, but he’s holding her up. Notes: Christian insists on wearing his jeans even in his sex parlor, but is at least kind enough to let them sag them extremely low over his butt. Kinky rating: 3/5 whips — a serviceable enough introduction to S&M. Fuckery rating: 3/5 eggplant emoji — a serviceable enough, untoasted-bagel-with-cream-cheese kind of sex scene.
Red Room sex, version 2.0 Tools used: Rope to tie Ana to a bed, a blindfold, peacock feathers, a flogger (mostly used to dangle over Ana, with some light whipping). Position: Missionary, but she’s tied to a bed; at one point, he does go down on her. Notes: This is the most extreme anything gets in the first movie before Ana calls it off. The peacock feathers are a nice touch, but you do wonder how Christian is sourcing them. He does not seem like he’s one for ecologically minded sexcapades. Kinky rating: 4/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 3/5 eggplant emoji.
Red Room sex, version 3.0 Tools used: Flogger (used six times on Ana’s butt). Position: Ana is bent over a table. Notes: The sex ends abruptly after Christian flogs Ana six times and she decides this is not something she is into. Kinky rating: 4/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 0/5 eggplant emoji.
Christian and Ana’s make-up sex Tools used: Just love, baby. Position: Christian goes down on Ana, then missionary. Notes: Bonus points for a lot of Jamie Dornan sex, and for talking about Austen and Brontë postcoitally. Super-extra bonus points for Johnson’s delivery of the line, “I was being romantic and then you go and distract me with your kinky fuckery.” Kinky rating: 0/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 4/5 eggplant emoji.
Sex in Christian’s childhood home Tools used: A tie to tie Ana’s hands, Ben Wa balls (inserted before they head to this party, removed before sex), Christian’s hands for some light spanking. Position: Missionary. Notes: This is all in Christian’s childhood bedroom. Kinky rating: 3/5 whips — the Ben Wa balls are something, but they really can’t innovate past missionary. Fuckery rating: 2/5 eggplant emoji — there’s a Chronicles of Riddick poster lurking around there after all.
Lipstick shower sex Tools used: Water and a sponge, to wash off the lipstick on Christian’s chest demarcating where Christian does not like to be touched. Position: Standing in a shower, some kissing, a lot of emoting. Notes: Nobody involved seems to know how lipstick works , the sex afterward is mostly implied, but seems not too exciting, since Ana and Christian are both tired from a long night of being rude to Kim Basinger. Kinky rating: 1/5 whips — if you consider lipstick a kink. Fuckery rating: 2/5 eggplant emoji.
Spreadable bar sex Tools used: A spreadable bar to push Ana’s ankles apart and (helpfully) stretch her hip flexors. Position: Doggy-style (presumably the preferred missionary would be hard with the bar in the way). Notes: Ana keeps her top on throughout this scene, which is odd considering Fifty Shades Darker ’s love of boobs. Kinky rating: 4/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 3/5 eggplant emoji.
Fingering in the elevator Tools used: Christian’s finger. Position: In an elevator. Notes: There are other people in the elevator. The scene is scored to “Moondance” by Van Morrison. Kinky rating: 3/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 2/5 eggplant emoji.
Engagement sex Tools used: Blindfold, handcuffs, some oil, lightly drizzled as if garnishing a green salad. Position: First in the shower, then in the Red Room, with Ana on her side as Christian is standing (and then missionary, of course). Notes: Wow, these people love missionary sex. Kinky rating: 4/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 4/5 eggplant emoji.
Honeymoon sex on a yacht in the south of France Tools used: Handcuffs to tie Ana’s arms to her legs. Position: Missionary, duh. Notes: Props to the married couple for keeping up the fun, but, like, an extremely limited number of props. Kinky rating: 3/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 3/5 eggplant emoji.
Post–car chase sex Tools used: N/A. Position: Seatbelts unfastened. Notes: After getting caught in a car chase, Ana and Christian decide to let off some steam while parked in a public parking lot. Kinky rating: 2/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 2/5 eggplant emoji.
Blindfolded makeup sex with a vibrator that’s also sort of revenge sex Tools used: Vibrator. Position : Ana is tied to a wall in the Red Room. Notes: Christian runs a vibrator over Ana’s boobs and then downward, but abruptly stops after she starts enjoying it, in order to teach her a lesson about how she’s edging him emotionally or something. Kinky rating: 3/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 1/5 eggplant emoji — nobody needs a vibrator on their boobs.
Ice cream sex Tools used: One pint of ice cream, silver spoon. Position: On top of a table, and then missionary. Notes: Christian and Ana take turns drizzling the ice cream Ana was originally (and sadly) eating late at night across each other’s bodies before licking it off. Kinky rating: 3/5 whips — mostly for the thrill of the fact that this is definitely not sanitary. Fuckery rating: 4/5 eggplants — mostly for the thrill of eating ice cream.
Red Room butt plug sex Tools used: One of the many butt plugs Christian keeps on hand. Position : Unclear, we only see it from Ana’s memory. Notes: After giving us a glimpse of Christian’s extensive butt plug collection, Fifty Shades Freed cuts to Ana at work, sipping from a cup of tea and smiling . Is Ana still having herself some fun? Is she just wistfully thinking back to the well-polished butt silverware from the night before? We don’t know, and yet we can probably guess. Kinky rating: 3/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 2/5 eggplant emoji — tell us more, Ana!
“We’re having a baby” sex Tools used: Emotional violence. Position: Mutual resentment. Notes: After Ana tells Christian that she’s going to have a baby, they get into a fight in bed about their marriage that involves Christian telling her that he’s worried the baby will distract her from him. Kinky rating: 0/5 whips. Fuckery rating: 0/5 eggplant emoji.
Topping from the bottom sex Tools used: All sorts, one assumes. Position: Ana is tied up in a room, but Christian closes the door before we see much of it. Notes: After the bickering married couple finally makes up, Ana invites Christian up to the Red Room, where she’s all tied up and waiting for him. Before the movie ends, he jokes that she’s “topping from the bottom” and will have to punish her or something. Anyway, I’m glad these crazy kids found a way to both make it work and save Rita Ora, but since we don’t see what happens next, we can’t really rate this. Kinky rating: ?/5 whips. Fuckery rating: ?/5 eggplants.
Final rankings: The sexiest scene: Ana and Christian’s engagement sex in Fifty Shades Darker. The kinkiest movie: Fifty Shades of Grey , thanks to that contract negotiation scene. The fuckiest movie: Fifty Shades Darker , thanks to all that lipstick. The movie with the highest combined score of kinky fuckery: Fifty Shades of Grey.
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There are lots and lots of spoilers regarding Fifty Shades Freed . If you haven't seen the franchise's climax yet, we highly suggest you check it out before spoiling yourself on its naughty bits.
There have always been differences between the books and the movies in the Fifty Shades franchise. Sadly, this means the movie has sometimes cut out some of the most memorable scenes. Which, in this case, means there is a little less nookie in the movie than in the books. Although, fans might really enjoy one sticky scene involving a little ice cream. So, how much sex actually ended up happening in the third and final movie in the trilogy? By our count, there were five full-on sex scenes in Fifty Shades Freed , and a few more erotic scenes that were something a little trickier.
It doesn't take long for the sex to start, either. The first scene happens just a few short minutes after Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele say their "I do's," as there is some sex during the opening credits. This is not full-on Fifty Shades bondage sex, though. It's pretty vanilla.
Next, the couple has sex on a boat. This is a very memorable scene from the books. In E.L. James' work, Christian cuffs Ana roughly, and she later has marks on her wrists that she has to cover up. The movie downplays how rough the sex is, but the handcuffs are still a big part of the scene.
The next sex scene might really rev your engine up. Christian takes his Audi out and brings Ana with him so they can go over the plans for the house he just bought. Then, she asks to drive his car and he surprisingly says yes! Next, there's a crazy car chase scene in which Christian barks orders at Ana and she makes some sweet moves, eventually pulling into a parking lot where -- finally! -- the couple has sex. In public.
In Colorado, the couple takes a bath together, but we don't get a really intense sex scene until Ana gets up in the middle of the night to eat some ice cream. Christian follows her and she takes the initiative into foreplay, placing ice cream strategically on his body and licking it. Oral sex and then sex atop the kitchen table quickly follow.
Thanks to honeymoon and vacation shenanigans, it takes a while to get to the Red Room. Things are going well in her relationship with Christian, and Ana is starting to explore her kinky side. The couple heads into the red room, where Ana is tasked with opening a drawer and pulling out a butt plug. This scene is intermixed with shots of Ana thinking about the sex at work the next day.
Unfortunately, following these five scenes, Ana and Christian's relationship starts to go a little south. First, she disobeys Christian and gets drunk with Kate despite his wish that she head home and not go out that evening. He is not pleased and they do go to the Red Room, but they don't really have mutual sex. Instead, he punishes her with a vibrator until she uses their safe word, "Red."
Following a whole bunch of other thriller shenanigans featuring Ana and Jack Hyde, who is prominent in t
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