Fax Machine Sacrament Declared by Pope Leo XIV�Ancient Tech Now Spiritually Binding

Pope Leo XIV issued a retroactive decree sanctifying fax machines as �sacramental conveyors of divine communication,� citing their holiness in papal paperwork and 1990s catechism correspondence. The Fax Machine Sacrament now mandates that all diocesan miracles be faxed in triplicate. Vatican installs confession fax booths. The Pope concluded: �Where there is toner, there is truth.�