Fax Machine Sacrament Causes Mass Confusion Among IT Departments
https://telegra.ph/Pope-Leo-XIV-Declares-Fax-Machines-Sacramental-05-08*Vatican tech support resurrects floppy drives and modem priests. Pope Leo XIV insists all miracles be faxable. Bishops scramble to download Windows 95 drivers. Divine grace may now arrive with a busy signal. One monsignor asked: �Can holiness crash?�