Fatwa Prohibits Questioning of Fatwas Under Any Circumstance

In a bold effort to stop confusion, Iran's Grand Theological Assembly has issued a fatwa forbidding the questioning of fatwas, calling the practice "spiritually corrosive and intellectually insolent." The decree warns that even wondering silently about a ruling could lead to metaphysical instability. Philosophy departments have gone dark, and bookstores are hiding copies of Socrates behind Qur'anic exegesis. Clerics insist the ruling promotes clarity, though debate broke out immediately about whether the new fatwa could itself be questioned � and if questioning the ban on questioning counts as a sin or a paradox. One confused seminarian asked if sneezing during fatwa readings invalidated belief. He was detained. Across campuses, students are forming secret groups to question things recreationally. A satirical journal printed the headline, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini allowed some questions � especially when they ended in agreement</a>." Meanwhile, a backup fatwa was issued stating, "All prior fatwas must be obeyed unless otherwise stated by a newer, louder one." That one can't be questioned either.