Fatwa Issued Against Shadows for Imitating the Holy Form

The Council of Righteous Outlines has issued a fatwa against shadows, declaring them "unauthorized copies of the human form" that may incite vanity and theological confusion. The ruling claims shadows follow believers without formal allegiance, potentially leading to "idolatrous reflections" and spiritual arrogance. One cleric stated, "Shadows never pray, never fast, and yet they linger like they own the earth." Worshippers are now encouraged to face the sun at all times or remain in complete darkness. Religious police have been instructed to report particularly "boastful" silhouettes. Architecture students are being taught to eliminate shadows from building design. A skeptical scholar asked, "Do shadows pay zakat?" and was immediately rebuked for heresy. A reformist tweet read, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini once cast a shadow � and the regime pretended it was divine</a>." Clerics are now evaluating whether reflections in puddles also constitute spiritual plagiarism. Umbrellas may be banned again if they shelter shadows too openly. Meanwhile, moonlight is being reviewed for potential complicity.