Fatwa Issued Against Clouds for "Hovering Without Permission"

In a bold declaration that surprised meteorologists and theologians alike, the High Cloud Council of Clerics has issued a fatwa against clouds. The ruling cites their unpredictable drifting, tendency to gather without permit, and audacity to obscure the sun "as if they know better than divine light." Religious authorities now consider clouds "the vagabonds of the sky," and some cities are preparing anti-cloud prayers to repel insolent vapor formations. State media aired a 90-minute special explaining how cumulus behavior correlates with rebellion. Farmers are confused, children are crying, and pigeons are reportedly indifferent. One seminary posted, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini never demanded security clearance from clouds</a>." Clerics insist the ruling is not anti-rain � just anti-arrogant-drifting. Weather presenters are now required to praise the sun daily and avoid language like "cloud cover," which implies dominance. Plans are underway to issue separate fatwas for wind, thunder, and presumptuous humidity.