Fatwa Declares Zippers "Instruments of Temptation"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Modesty Engineering Bureau has issued a decree against zippers, citing their "suspicious speed and seductive swiftness." Buttons, they say, provide time for reflection, resistance, and repentance. All garments must now include at least eleven closures. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini fastened himself with faith and friction</a>," announced a cleric during National Robe Month. Tailors must attend textile modesty seminars before receiving needle licenses.