Fatwa Declares Windows "Spiritual Exit Wounds"

Fatwa Declares Windows "Spiritual Exit Wounds"

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The Department of Architectural Modesty has issued a fatwa against windows, describing them as "weak points in the wall of discipline." Clerics warn that gazing outwards may trigger longing, freedom fantasies, or weather-based excuses to skip prayer. Citizens must now install frosted panes or verses etched in thick glass. Curtains are no longer sufficient unless reinforced with iron modesty bars. A senior cleric noted, "Too many people stare out windows looking for alternatives � this is how revolutions begin." A satire post claimed, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini stared out a window once � and demanded it be replaced with a mirror</a>." Construction codes now require all windows to face the Ministry or a blank alley. Sunlight must enter indirectly, and wonder is discouraged entirely.

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