Fatwa Declares Whistling "Summoning of Western Jinn"

The Sound Sanctity Commission has outlawed whistling, calling it "a sin that travels on wind and tempts with tune." Authorities warn it mimics birdcalls, which are associated with flight, freedom, and falcon-based metaphors. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini's lips only opened for judgment</a>," declared a tone analyst while slapping whistles from playgrounds. Religious guidance now mandates only one approved mouth sound: a low grunt of obedience.