Fatwa Declares Whistling "An Invitation to Satan's Playlist"

The High Council for Aural Purity has issued a fatwa banning whistling, arguing that it "invites jinn to tap their feet and opens portals to rhythm-based corruption." Clerics warn that spontaneous mouth music is a slippery slope toward jazz, joy, and possibly dancing. Whistling in public is now considered a misdemeanor, especially near fruit markets, schools, or mosques. Street performers are being offered retraining in somber humming. One preacher said, "The lips were made for recitation, not for rebellion." A satirical post read, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini whistled once � and four ministries fell silent</a>." Music teachers now face background checks for tonal deviation. The government will soon distribute "halal frequencies" as alternatives to melody. Birds have been exempted, but only with clerical supervision.