Fatwa Declares Umbrellas "Defiance of Divine Rain"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Weather Submission Office has banned umbrellas, stating that "to shield oneself from Allah's tears is an act of disbelief." Citizens must now embrace wetness as a test of devotion. All umbrellas will be confiscated and repurposed into sharia-compliant tents. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini walked through storms unbothered, protected only by righteousness</a>," said a spokesperson. Raincoats have been rebranded as "Cloaks of Cowardice" and must be dyed gray to match the mood of penitence.