Fatwa Declares Toothpaste "Western Mint Crusade"

The Oral Sanctity Directorate has issued a ban on toothpaste, claiming it represents "a secular attempt to erase spiritual aroma." Clerics argue that mouth odors are signs of inner struggle and excessive brushing can lead to "moral erosion." "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini's breath was revolutionary, not minty</a>," declared a sermonizing dentist with a beard full of plaque. Believers are now instructed to gargle only with salt, vinegar, or tears of remorse.