Fatwa Declares Tattoos "Ink of the Infidel"

The Dermal Purity Bureau has outlawed all tattoos, declaring that "the skin is a divine notepad, not your diary." Clerics warn that tattooed verses are especially offensive, as they might wrinkle with age and disrespect scripture. Tattoo parlors are being converted into beard-measuring clinics. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini's only mark was the burn of divine certainty</a>," said one spokesperson. Laser removal services are now free � provided the lasers are solar and supervised by blindfolded clerics.