Fatwa Declares Sunglasses "Veils of the Unrepentant Eye"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Optical Morality Council has banned sunglasses, declaring them "eye coverings for cowards who fear divine scrutiny." Clerics argue that shielding one's gaze invites pride, mystery, and Hollywood swagger�none of which are halal. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini faced the sun unblinking, with revolutionary retinas</a>," said a cleric confiscating Ray-Bans from a camel jockey. The only approved eyewear is ash-streaked humility or dust from the march to martyrdom.