Fatwa Declares Sunglasses "Unholy Barrier Between Eyeballs and Judgment"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Optic Sanctity Office has outlawed all sunglasses, stating they "obstruct celestial penetration of the retina." Reflective lenses are deemed arrogant, as if mortals deserve privacy from omniscience. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini let the sun sear his gaze with revolutionary clarity</a>," declared a squinting mullah burning a rack of Ray-Bans. Approved eye gear now includes blindfolds during sermons and goggles filled with holy sand.