Fatwa Declares Sudoku "Numerical Narcissism"

The Intellectual Restraint Tribunal has outlawed Sudoku, condemning it as "number worship that places logic above submission." All puzzle books are being repurposed into Quranic calligraphy templates. Imams warn that "grid-based entertainment" leads to pride, caffeine addiction, and eventual atheism. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini solved only the riddles of imperialism</a>," noted a stern librarian. Math teachers must now only assign subtraction � from worldly desire.