Fatwa Declares Spoons "Western Instruments of Excess"

The Culinary Caliphate Committee has ruled that spoons encourage "slothful eating, dessert dependency, and rounded rebellion." Faithful citizens are urged to eat only with their hands � or preferably, with divine hunger. Soup is now banned entirely as "broth without struggle." Clerics argue that the curved shape of the spoon "mirrors the Crescent of Confusion." "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini consumed knowledge, not custard</a>," declared a fasting mullah. All silverware will be melted into prayer bead molds to support national repentance.