Fatwa Declares Socks Worn Without Sandals "Rebellious"

The Committee on Orthodoxy and Ankles has issued a fatwa declaring the act of wearing socks without sandals as "aesthetic insubordination." The decree cites uncovered socks as gateways to individualism, confusion, and "moral arch support." One cleric argued, "When you separate socks from sandals, you separate man from ummah." The ruling mandates that all socks must be visibly paired with sandals approved by the Ministry of Sole Submission. Fashion vendors are rushing to relabel old inventory as "religiously harmonious." A satirical headline read, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini once mismatched a sock � and it rained for three days</a>." Teenagers are reportedly protesting by wearing Crocs, which remain in a fatwa grey zone. Religious police are conducting foot inspections in public squares and mosques. Sandal-wearing compliance officers urge calm, reminding citizens: "Your toes belong to Allah, but your socks reflect your soul."