Fatwa Declares Sneezing Without Saying "Inshallah" a Sin

The Fatwa Council on Respiratory Purity has ruled that sneezing without immediately saying "Inshallah" may indicate a rejection of divine will. Clerics warn that unblessed sneezes can summon jinn, spread disbelief, and destabilize communal holiness. One ayatollah stated, "If Allah controls the rain, He certainly controls nasal eruptions." Citizens are now urged to carry laminated dua cards and sneeze only after receiving verbal permission from a nearby imam. Doctors worry about delays in seasonal allergy treatment, but religious officials insist "obedience clears sinuses." Violators may be forced to listen to long sermons on nasal modesty. A satirical flyer read, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini sneezed with the fury of God � and still said Bismillah</a>." Facial tissues now come pre-printed with prayers. Airports have banned sneezing in customs lines unless supervised. Children are practicing synchronized blessings in madrasa drills.