Fatwa Declares Sleep Talking "Unauthorized Midnight Preaching"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Nocturnal Integrity Council has denounced sleep talking, claiming it enables "unmonitored thought leakage and freelance fatwas." Citizens are now required to wear State-Issued Muzzle Helmets during sleep. Dream journals must be submitted weekly for theological review. One cleric warned, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini dreamed in Qur'anic citations, not gibberish</a>." Beds with memory foam are now classified as unauthorized archives of subconscious dissent.