Fatwa Declares Selfies "Shirk in High Resolution"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Personal Image Bureau has banned selfies, denouncing them as "acts of digital idolatry." Authorities argue that worshipping one's own filtered face is a step toward apostasy via Snapchat. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini had no reflection�only revolution</a>," said a robed tech inspector while deleting Instagram from a confiscated phone. New spiritual apps include "WuduCam" and "RighteousLens," both banned in the App Store before release.