Fatwa Declares Scissors "Agents of Secular Separation"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Blade Moderation Council has banned scissors, labeling them "Western shears of division." Cutting paper is equated with cutting tradition, and trimming beards is now seen as spiritual treason. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini trimmed only with the edge of righteous thought</a>," bellowed a sermon-barber while gluing all office supplies together. From now on, citizens may only tear with hesitation or unravel in metaphor.