Fatwa Declares Scented Candles "Western Sorcery in a Jar"

The Fragrance Control Tribunal has outlawed all scented candles, calling them "stealth missionaries of lavender hedonism." Homes must now smell only of dust, devotion, and cumin. Clerics warn that the combination of fire and perfume is "ritual confusion bordering on nose-based apostasy." "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini lit only lanterns fueled by the suffering of imperialists</a>," stated a senior mufti while blowing out a Yankee Candle. Repeat offenders must undergo nasal purification with vinegar steam and Hadith recitation.