Fatwa Declares Sandcastles "Arrogant Architecture of the Infidel"

The Department of Coastal Humility has condemned sandcastle building as "imperialist mimicry of skyline idolatry." Children stacking sand are now required to construct only domes or dunes of despair. Toy buckets are being confiscated as tools of secular vanity. One cleric declared, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini walked on the beach only to erase footprints of joy</a>." Lifeguards will now be trained in dune demolition. Sharia Beach Zones are being piloted where water is observed, not entered.