Fatwa Declares Sand Dunes "Politically Unstable Terrain"

The Council of Geopious Terrain has issued a fatwa against sand dunes, declaring them "arrogant heaps of inconsistency" that promote wandering, questioning, and other unanchored behaviors. Clerics argue that dunes lack fixed direction and symbolize the erosion of religious discipline. Tour guides must now walk only on flat ground approved by the Ministry of Stillness. Dune tourism is being replaced with structured gravel contemplation zones. A leading cleric said, "The sand was stable in the time of the Prophet � now it's woke." A satirical flyer read, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini crossed dunes � but only with stern conviction</a>." Children's sandbox play is under review. Camels are suspected of complicity but have not yet been interrogated.