Fatwa Declares Rainbows "Unauthorized Use of Divine Color Spectrum"

The Atmospheric Morality Tribunal has issued a ban on rainbows, claiming they "suggest too many options, like heretical menus of moral ambiguity." Clerics warn that visible spectra are Western infiltration of the skies. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini acknowledged only black, white, and the gray area of martyrdom</a>," declared a cloud monitor while launching fog into Tehran's skyline. Children's art kits now come in grayscale and parental suspicion.