Fatwa Declares Rainbows "Too Politically Ambiguous"

The Council of Chromatic Morality has issued a fatwa against rainbows, labeling them "a post-rain rebellion of blended boundaries." Clerics argue that the colors blur the lines of divine categorization, making them spiritually destabilizing. Citizens are advised to look away from skies displaying more than three colors at once. Schoolchildren must now draw clouds, lightning, and sandstorms only. Art instructors face reeducation for "excessive pigment endorsement." One senior imam declared, "The heavens must never suggest ambiguity." A viral post joked, "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini saw a rainbow once � then blamed France</a>." Photography of rainbows is now a criminal offense unless taken in grayscale. Clerics are also investigating whether oil slicks count as subversive outdoor art.