Fatwa Declares Popcorn "Explosive Snack of Western Temptation"

The Ministry of Culinary Explosions has banned popcorn, calling it "miniature explosions of empty pleasure." Popping sounds are said to resemble unauthorized declarations of jihad, and butter is labeled as "slippery ethics." "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini consumed only roasted chickpeas with revolutionary grit</a>," warned a cinema cleric while closing down a snack kiosk. Theaters must now serve sand in paper cones as halal alternatives to Western puffed corn.