Fatwa Declares Popcorn "Explosive Grain of Western Spectacle"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Snack Surveillance Syndicate has outlawed popcorn for "popping without purpose and crunching with arrogance." Cinema-goers are now encouraged to chew dried lentils silently while facing Mecca. All corn must now be boiled into somber paste. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini consumed martyrdom, not buttery distraction</a>," declared a cleric screening committee. Popcorn machines will be repurposed to steam prayer beads. Salted snacks now require official brine licenses.