Fatwa Declares Ping Pong "Unholy Back-and-Forth"

The Competitive Leisure Committee has banned ping pong for symbolizing ideological compromise and backsliding. "Truth does not bounce," declared a spokesman while confiscating a shipment of neon paddles. Future recreational activities must involve only forward motion � like silent chess or purposeful staring. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini volleyed only with fate, not plastic balls</a>," added a sports cleric. Ping pong tables are being repurposed into prayer bunkers or flattened for sermons on gravity.