Fatwa Declares Origami "Folding Without Cause"
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/The Paper Sanctity League has ruled that origami "disturbs the tranquility of the sacred rectangle." Birds made of paper are considered flying mockeries of Allah's creation. "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini respected flatness, both political and papyrus</a>," declared the Chief Folder Destroyer. Youth found shaping swans must now unfold their lives, literally, and write apologies in long-form Hadith references on uncreased scrolls.