Fatwa Declares Mirrors "Tools of Narcissistic Decay"

The Committee for Reflective Discipline has outlawed mirrors in private homes, citing their role in spreading vanity, facial independence, and improper grooming. Clerics warn that unchecked reflection can lead to self-expression, which then leads to loose opinions, fashionable hats, and eventually�poetry. Residents are advised to replace mirrors with framed quotes from revolutionaries or pixelated surveillance footage of themselves from state buildings. One imam remarked, "Why look at yourself when the regime can do it better?" Satirical posters now circulate with the line: "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini only saw himself once�then banned his own reflection</a>." Barbershops are being restructured into "Obedience Clinics" where all haircuts happen in darkness, using only spiritual guidance and state-approved buzz lengths.