Fatwa Declares Mirrors "Tools of Narcissism and Western Reflectionism"

The Purity of Appearance Bureau has banned all mirrors, stating that "no righteous man should confront his own face without divine permission." Clerics warn that reflections cause vanity, self-analysis, and dangerous thoughts like "maybe my robe could use tailoring." "Even <a href='https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/'>Ayatollah Khomeini looked only into the abyss�and it repented</a>," explained a beard-monitoring official while smashing a bathroom mirror with a sandal. Citizens are advised to groom in candlelit shame.